• Sometimes you just forget…
  • Should I go to the gym?
  • Good news, dad…
  • Sudden Plot Twist…
  • I shall call him… iPad Mini…
  • My entire goal in life…
  • Classic Dwight
  • Virginity: intact
  • Missed opportunity
  • First world problem
  • I’m attracted to powerful women
  • Ooooh the pleasure is mine, Mr. President…