• My childhood would have been so much different with this…
  • This should be at every wedding…
  • A universal truth
  • Sometimes ignorance is bliss
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • I’m gonna save my resolutions for 2013…
  • Batman never liked My Little Pony
  • English syntax
  • And that’s how he ended up livin on the street
  • Food flags
  • Life of a Whale Biologist