• What am I doing here…
  • Poor guy, doesn’t have enough money to buy a table…
  • That’ll teach them!
  • Talking to my girlfriend…
  • What I do when the remote control is not working…
  • Target Acquired
  • How I feel on the Internet after a bad day…
  • A glitch in the matrix
  • How to be happy…
  • What I’m like…
  • I’m forty…
  • Albert Einstein playing a guitar