• Youth today…
  • Grumpy Patronus…
  • Santa Gets Arrested…
  • Someone’s about to have a bad time…
  • Expert Martial Artist
  • Wait until you get older…
  • This actually works…
  • How does Moses make his tea?
  • Deep quote
  • I only buy Kraken Rum…
  • Things that I’m good at
  • A Dwight Schrute moment