• Photo of me with Scarlett Johansson…
  • The rest of the biological clock…
  • Real Life Puss In Boots…
  • Bush being a genius…
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • To-do list
  • iReality
  • My dog will do anything to be around people
  • It’s bad for you
  • Christian Bale vs. Kermit the Frog
  • Chinese Mafia
  • Cinderella’s contradiction