• My Christmas’ gift arrived…
  • One of his best one-liners…
  • Your argument is absolutely invalid…
  • Why hello there…
  • There’s a hole in my notebook…
  • Text Message Win
  • A good reason for divorce
  • I wish I had known…
  • You haven’t said a word all day…
  • How it’s going to end…
  • Freddie Mercury is not God
  • Damn hipsters