• I wonder what they got me…
  • I’m truly looking forward to being 85…
  • It’s OK to share your happiness to make others happy…
  • Best Chef in the World
  • How relationships really work
  • There must always be one…
  • Mental Patients
  • My people skills
  • Toy Story’s Facebook statuses
  • Works on every elevator
  • Doompadee Doo
  • Werewolf or Were-alpaca?