• Something I just realized…
  • Meow so loud…
  • Lawn Order…
  • This guy has strong arms…
  • How I flirt…
  • The reason I’m single…
  • Mario Valentine’s Day Card
  • Bill Clinton
  • Finals next week…
  • Brains are awesome
  • You will never leave the house drunk again
  • Meanwhile, at a liquor store in Oklahoma…