• Boss is going by…
  • The perfect bathtub…
  • My doctor’s orders…
  • Beer Tank
  • Scumbag eyelashes
  • My whole life has been a lie…
  • Every time I see something related to The Avengers…
  • Sonic ‘speed’ painting
  • Packing…
  • Tabs everywhere…
  • This is the only correct way to punch people
  • I hate when cashiers make remarks…