• I knew it all the time…
  • Catbert Einstein
  • Amaze your roommates with this incredible magic trick…
  • How I feel as the first sick person at school…
  • If you watch pregnancy backwards…
  • You know who had straight parents?
  • Just remembered…
  • That wasn’t in the brochure!
  • That’s why I don’t eat lobster
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  • So sorry
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