• My brother got a special wrapped present for Christmas…
  • Winners vs. Quitters…
  • It can’t get any worse, they said…
  • If I fits, I sits…
  • The two-legged dog dance
  • So you like magic…
  • The kiss of death
  • Johnny 5 is alive!
  • No memory from last night
  • My resume
  • Genius power outlet design
  • How people view me