• Just turn around and act as if nothing happened…
  • Otter loves glass…
  • Pinecone…
  • Swimming pool bedroom
  • I see what you did there, Photoshop…
  • The reason I’m fat…
  • I don’t think I need it
  • Why I don’t share everything on Facebook…
  • My kind of magic
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • I’m a werewolf
  • Flying Goldfish