• I got her a plunger…
  • Legs are interesting but still…
  • No one ever reads this
  • When I try to prank someone…
  • Vegetarian girlfriends…
  • Pretty much most of my teachers…
  • Fair question
  • That’s what friends are for…
  • Fake fans
  • If you watch Black Swan backwards…
  • Banking
  • I’m in love with my bed