• It’s too bad…
  • Older sister, you’re not doing it right…
  • Batcave made out of 20,000 LEGO pieces…
  • The most magical of tears…
  • Wake me up at 3am…
  • Sometimes I look in the mirror…
  • The loneliest whale in the world
  • Narcissistron
  • Friend zoned
  • Charlie bit my finger before and after
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Ninjas could not be found