• Pig in a tutu…
  • And I’ll have some… nothing.
  • Wearing contacts after many years of wearing glasses…
  • Just a cockroach…
  • Haters Gonna Despise…
  • Like a drunken Snow White
  • Awesomeness Level: Keanu Reeves
  • What really happened
  • Things the Bible bans
  • Problem solved
  • Every time I smell old milk…
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife