• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Yay, Shark Week…
  • It had to happen…
  • Appearances can be deceiving…
  • Now that’s a Halloween costume…
  • Your humor bores me…
  • Sudden mind-blowing realization…
  • Why is people so weird…
  • Real Friends vs. True Friends
  • How I feel on Sundays
  • A blonde police officer stops a blonde driver
  • They are real!