• There’s no intelligent life…
  • Homemade roller coaster…
  • I would have gotten away with it…
  • Tetris solves everything…
  • Zoo Warning Signs…
  • How to get a hot date…
  • Captain Jack Sparrow was REAL?
  • I’m fluent in 3 languages…
  • Carry on…
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • Better wear that seatbelt
  • Spending too much time online?