• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • How do I turn it off?
  • Guys, I’m inbred!
  • A pleasure to meet you…
  • You are so deep…
  • Perfect Catsitter
  • The Force Is Strong With This Juan…
  • The coolest middle name…
  • Rubber drawing
  • Awesome place to have a swing
  • A real National Geographic picture: flock of flamingos
  • Dedicated clothing store employee