• Get me a newspaper…
  • How Karma works…
  • We brought this on ourselves…
  • The king of beers…
  • When God made me…
  • You are now aware that the Viper logo is Daffy Duck’s face upside-down
  • Look ahead
  • My only regret…is that I have boneitis
  • Virginity: intact
  • Reasons I write something down in class
  • Another reason why I gave up on MTV…
  • One of those relationships based on true love