• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Stop!
  • The man upstairs…
  • Every time I get a text…
  • Zombie characters
  • I can has food?
  • Jack and Rose could have both fit on that wooden plank…
  • I’m not sarcastic…
  • Don’t get confused…
  • I’ll just grab the hose… wait what?
  • The ultimate headline
  • They live together