• My shirt says ‘what’s up’…
  • If I had a dollar…
  • A fair warning…
  • Well played, Disney
  • I sleep wherever I want…
  • *Poot*
  • The logic of dogs
  • German search suggestions
  • A cop knocked on my door…
  • Excuse me, are you my mommy?
  • Sonogram wars
  • All the single ladies!