• Giving candy to kids…
  • Hot coal vs. Lego
  • I’m wearing a jacket because…
  • Well, Santa’s not real…
  • Whack-a-kitty
  • Hurry up…
  • Are you Katrina?
  • Evolution’s cruel joke
  • I still can’t find them
  • How long does it take?
  • Your band sucks
  • Noisy neighbors