• Where I should be right now…
  • A vision of life…
  • Nothing tastes as good…
  • Jersey Shore is cancelled…
  • It’s dangerous to be right
  • Can’t argue with the truth
  • Marry me?
  • Apologies
  • I heard you like Nutella…
  • Everything went as expected…
  • No, thanks.
  • Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get cut