• Whenever I try to ask a girl out…
  • Don’t play with your food…
  • I posted this on Facebook…
  • Band-Aid Badass
  • It’s raining…
  • Bless you kitty… oh god no!
  • I didn’t want to sleep anyway…
  • I’m feeling dirty…
  • Zombie attack
  • Like taking candy from a baby
  • Nothing to see here. Just a stylish hat.
  • Book does as it says, will buy again