• If they had sponsors…
  • Ever hit anything?
  • Stay away, for your own safety…
  • Overly Attached Squirrel…
  • Best ‘Fight Club’ movie quote ever…
  • Betty White’s words of wisdom
  • “Jumpolines”
  • Trolling the bus driver
  • The Avengers, according to Puerto Rico
  • Chicken without feathers
  • Young Marilyn Monroe
  • How to leave a tip like a boss