• You won’t even notice…
  • The New Apple Emoticons…
  • How I fold fitted sheets
  • And now I’m stuck…
  • Dream of a Pilot
  • May God have mercy on our souls
  • It’s still alive
  • Are you really hungry?
  • Cornholio!
  • I hate Mondays
  • Holy crap, he’s real!
  • Both confusing and upsetting