• What’s the coolest thing in your house?
  • So it went OK…
  • The truth about pets…
  • And that’s what school is for…
  • Your humor bores me…
  • Best. Toy. Ever.
  • Come again?
  • Scumbag seat belt laws
  • Turtle dog
  • This was a great plan. On paper.
  • Sweet, sweet dreams
  • Unfortunately, all the kings are dead