• Jim Carey predicted it all in 1996 in The Cable Guy
  • Stop acting like that…
  • Why is this not a thing?
  • This morning in Germany…
  • Twenty years later…
  • An oxygen thief…
  • Getting a cold…
  • Who’s the one angry while playing Angry Birds
  • Are you doing okay?
  • Just traveling with my panda…
  • I can finally look forward to becoming an old person
  • Every essay I have ever written