• It’s not that I’m fat…
  • I just don’t know what to believe anymore…
  • That’s what those are for…
  • Nicely done, Lenin…
  • Hawkeye runs out of arrows…
  • Get me into bed…
  • Trolling like a millionaire
  • Kids today…
  • Yep, sore throat
  • Invisible tricycle crash
  • My water broke!
  • Borders’ bankruptcy in a nutshell