• Lanterns…
  • I was at Walmart yesterday…
  • Scumbag Printer
  • Why you so yummy…
  • Effective alarm clock
  • How lucky are you?
  • That one person in your class…
  • Excellent timing
  • My reaction when I got a B- in Organic
  • Greatest negative feedback ever left on eBay
  • Screw your karate
  • “How you doing?”