• Been looking for a job for a long time…
  • The best t-shirt ever made…
  • How to beat Usain Bolt…
  • Beware of this driver…
  • Wrong place, wrong time…
  • Super effective
  • Well, I can’t now…
  • Spoonachos
  • I don’t believe it exists…
  • “Sorry the dog is not here, he’s… somewhere else…”
  • Deal wi…crap!
  • John Kerry + Obama…