• Hey, who’s that?
  • What are you holding?
  • Out of my way, everyone…
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  • May I, Sir?
  • Typical annoying Facebook girl
  • Did you just say lettuce?
  • End of the world?
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  • Most terrifying thing…
  • Cool hair, bro.
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