• My shirt says ‘what’s up’…
  • A huge day…
  • I need this: Thor’s hammer bottle opener…
  • Cheating on Domino’s Pizza…
  • Schrödinger’s cat is…
  • War casualties
  • How you know you are getting old
  • Coolest hovercraft ever
  • Did you miss me?
  • The joke writers at Popsicle aren’t even trying anymore
  • Poor thing
  • Why I can never be cool