• You should always be yourself…
  • A swimming pool inside your house…
  • New York City looks way more awesome in the night…
  • When my crush is around…
  • How to vandalize a movie poster with class…
  • Eye contact
  • Oh, hello fish…
  • Oh, mom…
  • When I’m asked what I think about some big celebrity news…
  • Oh, Betty White…
  • Public displays of affection
  • Human walrus