• Dave Grohl and his new band…
  • Pat me human, yes like this…
  • Don’t work hard…
  • Money can’t buy intelligence…
  • Can’t believe I never noticed it…
  • Sure, come in…
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  • Roses are red…
  • What my dog looks like whenever I vacuum…
  • How you know you are in New Jersey
  • Surface tension
  • I’m Watering a Shoe, F*ck Off