• You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • All good things come in pairs…
  • It’s automatic…
  • Game Of Thrones’ next season
  • Then I guess…
  • I could eat a horse
  • Clueless people
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • There are no ugly women
  • It will probably sink
  • I found the end of the rainbow!
  • Curious owl is curious