• My neighborhood gets pretty weird during Halloween…
  • On a door in the Chemistry building at school…
  • Hiding from wife…
  • Why are babies so ugly when they are born?
  • Self-checkout machines
  • No Facebook in the office
  • Floor chess
  • See ya haters, going to the store…
  • Origins of Miley’s dress
  • Too much hug
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Thunderstorm