• What the media saw vs. what I saw…
  • Trying to seduce my girlfriend…
  • Curious cat’s demise…
  • Possible movie ideas…
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • Dog vs. Ferret
  • Chris Martin’s motivation
  • Big trouble
  • Pregnancy fail
  • Millions of years before Pedobear there was…
  • Me before any given job interview
  • If I worked at a restaurant…