• Hold my leg, grandma…
  • Laying an egg…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • What did you want to tell me?
  • Not the same without you, Steve…
  • What sort of key can’t open a door?
  • Can’t math right now…
  • How I feel when I visit 4chan
  • A sandwich made in China
  • On my way to a lecture
  • Best water slide reaction ever
  • I’ll never have a costume as awesome as this