• No no, you leave…
  • Everyone’s had that annoying roommate
  • Mom, dad, there’s something I need to tell you…
  • Cute, Cute, Cute, Wait…
  • Twilight’s like soccer.
  • The difference between Britney Spears and Rihanna
  • Origami Pikachu
  • The invisible hockey man
  • Hidden beer
  • Before you criticize someone…
  • It’s a hard word
  • My ex-wife

14 January, 2012 in Funny Quotes | Comment

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