• Don’t trust anyone…
  • Stop acting like that…
  • Spider in the shower…
  • Stop staring at me…
  • The best antidepressant…
  • Compliment fishers…
  • It flies!
  • Like a Jedi
  • Akon Logic
  • Accurate fortune cookie
  • The only mouse I need
  • That awkward moment when your friend’s “fat arm” makes you look naked