• My relationship with new music…
  • Cigarettes are not the problem…
  • Letters to Santa these days…
  • Did someone order democracy?
  • I knew he was real…
  • How adulthood works
  • Everybody jump!
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • Same person
  • When I say ‘dude’…
  • WAT.
  • This wins all of Halloween