• Too late for regrets…
  • Your February vs. My February…
  • When Canadians go too far…
  • Apple’s new earbuds…
  • As the great Joker once said…
  • Whenever I win an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Oh yeah, apple juice!
  • When no one texts me back…
  • Put your nose on the black dot. Be amazed…
  • Think about what you eat…
  • This wins all of Halloween
  • Borders’ bankruptcy in a nutshell