• Beards can change everything…
  • Every time I watch Lord of the Rings…
  • Screw physics!
  • Nothing really mattress…
  • Right now…
  • Sorry, your honor…
  • Never misplace your wallet or keys again
  • Birth of an evil genius?
  • When your ex says…
  • I couldn’t believe it at first
  • Oh Ron, you so silly
  • Gentlemen, we’re screwed