• I got her a plunger…
  • You scratch my back & I’ll scratch yours…
  • Show me a little horse…
  • There are only 2 things to worry about…
  • That confident moment during the last week of summer…
  • Fortune cookies
  • Let’s go tanning
  • Jules Butt-head and Vincent Beavis
  • A guitar is like a good woman
  • How I wish I could handle telemarketers
  • That weird moment…
  • The f*ck is this?!