• Pig in a tutu…
  • Not you again…
  • It just never works…
  • Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
  • Games don’t make people violent
  • Me – 1, Fourth Grade Math Teacher – 0
  • My people skills
  • Hey honey…
  • A slightly more innocent time…
  • The oldest Metallica fan
  • The volume on my TV
  • A little profit