• Do you even speak cat?
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • If Lassie was a cat…
  • Why god, why?
  • A real man
  • Every weekend of my life…
  • Things to do on weekends…
  • Imaginary friend
  • Live everyday like it is your last
  • So I never left the house again…
  • Deal with it bro…
  • LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!