• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Totally rejected…
  • New book title…
  • Disgruntled kitten…
  • The perfect woman according to the Internet…
  • I still can’t wait…
  • Gettuda
  • How the universe was created
  • A key suspect…
  • Baatara Waterfall in Lebanon
  • Sir, blow into this breathalyzer for me
  • My day just became awesome