• The rest of the biological clock…
  • Can’t wait to see my friend’s reaction…
  • We all have superpowers…
  • Bad luck
  • True friends do this…
  • Ooh, Burn!
  • Every time I take an exam…
  • Here’s to Hollywood
  • The relationship with my dog
  • Your name will never be this awesome
  • How I feel about 95% of Facebook status updates
  • Sleepy and smiley