• It would’ve been a terrific name…
  • You can talk them into any challenge…
  • Beat that…
  • Even after all these years…
  • Just for eating cereal…
  • Try guessing…
  • You know…
  • A gravestone commissioned by a widow to express her eternal love
  • Running into my ex-girlfriend…
  • My every thought in a pool as a kid
  • Duh hur hur hur
  • My college years