• Lazy people problems…
  • Did you say…
  • We would be all screwed…
  • No, homework…
  • How I eat popcorn…
  • US Congress and the Constitution
  • Can’t fool the metal detector…
  • I’ma nom your head…
  • A real friend never forgets you
  • Every time I add a new friend on Facebook…
  • What do I do now?
  • Not cool, ostrich, not cool