• One job. You had one job…
  • I’m reading a book…
  • 23 years is a long time…
  • Monopoly money
  • You know my favorite brand of rice?
  • First Contact
  • The light we see at the end of the tunnel
  • Anatomy of an urban thug
  • Complaint form
  • Is that you Butt-head?
  • How I feel when the person I like accidentally brushes my elbow…
  • This girl can’t be real…