• Faith in humanity unrestored…
  • You have done it again…
  • Well, I found a job…
  • So today at the gym…
  • When your name is in a math problem…
  • On this day…
  • Hot tea
  • Bambi and Thumper
  • When I get a text on a special date…
  • Thirsty Koala
  • How did I miss that?
  • Yo dawg, I heard you uh… nevermind…