• What’s this?
  • My poor innocent childhood…
  • Clever old man…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Mac vs. PC
  • They work!
  • Things that blew your mind…
  • You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever dated…
  • Best way to get rid of a telemarketer
  • Minds
  • The kind of people I love
  • And they bought it…